1. No more hoping life will just get better. I’ve hoped it half to death.

     

  2. Lie down with dogs and you wake up with a raise and a promotion

     

  3. religiousmom:

    for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

    (Source: ttity, via philosopherstone)

     

  4. dreamy-cortex:

    me: oh wow this song is nice let’s find some sheet music so i can play i-

    image

    me: nvm

    *muffled cries of piano students with hand tremors*

    (via postllimit)

     
  5. (Source: crackjuice, via kebel-derp)

     

  6. crinoline-gremlin:

    rougeoctobre:

    i don’t care if it’s a only a joke, please don’t make comments about how someone’s choice of field of study isn’t going to take them anywhere because it can be a great source of stress and your joke won’t help.

    especially in the arts.  We’re under enough stress as it is

    (Source: poppunk-babe, via missglinda)

     

  7. zygoats:

    "if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?"
    go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out

    (via kebel-derp)

     
  8. pink-martini:

    aguamentis:

    pottergood:

    davyjonesing:

    #IT’S A HOGWARTS AU WHERE EVERYONE HAS TO TAKE MUGGLE STUDIES FIRST YEAR TO LEARN ABOUT ACCEPTANCE AND SOMETIMES THEY TAKE BREAKS AND COLOR AND STUFF AND DRACO IS /BORED/ BECAUSE THEY DON’T MOVE AND WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS A /CRAYOLA/? AND THEN HE DRAWS HIS FAMILY EXCEPT THEY ALL KIND OF LOOK LIKE BLOND BOBS AND SOMEONE (HARRY) TELLS HIM THAT HE’S NOT COLORING INSIDE HIS LINES CORRECTLY AND DRACO GLARES AT HIM AND SAYS THAT ACTUALLY /SCARFACE/ HE DOES NOT TAKE /ORDERS/ FROM /LINES/ AND HARRY SAYS ‘BUT THAT’S THE RULE’ AND DRACO SNEERS /JUST WAIT TIL MY FATHER HEARS ABOUT THIS THEN WE’LL SEE HOW IMPORTANT YOUR BLOODY LINES ARE/

    #picturing little draco imperiously shouting WHAT IS A CRAYOLA and harry quickly is like crayola’s terrible here use roseart instead and dean thomas hides a grin and draco throws his box of crayons at harry’s head and says DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO but he picks up a roseart crayon because it’s time to get started on his pièce de résistance which he calls ‘die potter die’ and features no less than seventeen ways in which he’d like harry to meet his end one of which involves hary tripping over his own feet into a vat of acid except roseart is shit everyone knows that WHAT IS THIS draco howls indignantly PROFESSOR POTTER IS TRYING TO SABOTAGE MY MASTERPIECE TELL HIM TO GIVE ME THE CRAYOLA and harry’s like fine malfoy look we can share and draco’s like I DON’T THINK SO POTTER YOU’VE ALREADY TRIED TO SABOTAGE ME ONCE I CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOUR DEVILISH WILES

    #THE POTTER CHILD IS EVERYTHING YOU SAID HE WOULD BE AND WORSE FATHER WAX CRAYONS I TELL YOU HE WOULD HAVE ME USE WAX CRAYONS IT’S UNTHINKABLE FATHER IT’S POSITIVELY UNACCEPTABLE DON’T YOU THINK #draco writes violently on a sheet of purple construction paper #lucius weeps when he reads it then sits in his study looking consumptive and tragic until narcissa brings him a stiff drink

    (Source: frrenzetic, via unironicsuperwholockurl)

     

  9. professorfangirl:

    wibblywobblyspookywooky:

    pocketangels:

    an english major, an art major, and a film major walk into a bar

    they all get ridiculed for pursuing what they love

    plot twist: together they create the most dramatically intricate and visually compelling pieces of cinema the world has ever seen and make a cultural milestone and also a billion dollars

    (via unironicsuperwholockurl)

     
  10. hazeldeeznuts:

    snerkflerks:

    sleeping-horizontally:

    holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

    what a beautiful person

    And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. 

    Somewhere in the distance, Beethoven’s ghost is applauding.

    my love for this post reaches no limits

    (Source: existentialfuck, via missglinda)